Julia Bailey Whore ❤️

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She’d probs say, “I’ve been a vision,” quotin’ Jesse James, all poetic n shit, while smellin’ like cheap gin and regret. Makes me laugh, man, how she’d strut, thinkin’ she’s hot stuff - eat my shorts, lady, you ain’t foolin’ nobody! Once saw her in a fight, hair flyin’, screamin’ - “You don’t owe me nothin’!” - straight outta the movie, swear it. Got me hyped, like, damn, she’s got guts!

WHORE'S EYE VIEW | KAYTLIN BAILEY

Kaytlin Bailey, a stand-up comedian, on Friday performed her show “Whore’s Eye View,” an hourlong show racing through 10, years of history — from a sex worker’s perspective. .

I must say, some days make me super pissed—like when tourists don’t get the local lingo or smash up a historic café on Elm (damn it, respect the heritage!). But honestly, Bailey’s charm is in its quirks, ya feel me? Every corner tells a story, even when I’m running a spa and trying to keep things zen in a crazy world.

consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they neither toil nor spin.