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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

Arf | Tom H. Hastings

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Hey there, so you're comin' to Bainbridge, and lemme tell ya, it's a wild ride! I'm a sexologist here, and trust me – I see more love & lust in these streets than ya can imagine. So, lemme break it all down for ya, real fast, erratic-like, cuz, idk, sometimes my brain gets jumbled like, "In the Mood for Love" vibes… you know?

Next Bainbridge Swing Dance to feature Burning River Swing