Mila Bay Point Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—dim lights, some jazzy tunes, and a masseuse who knows the game. Not just kneadin’ knots, but teasin’ the soul outta ya. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they had these “thermae” bathhouses—rich folks got oiled up, rubbed down, and it wasn’t just for sore muscles, if ya catch my drift. History’s kinky, y’all! I got my first one last year—holy hell, I was mad at myself for waitin’ so long. Felt like Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac, chasin’ clues, except my clue was pure bliss. “I’m not Paul Avery,” I mumbled, half-dazed, oil slick on my back.

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I gotta be honest – sometimes I get irate at the petty nonsense in daily life. Like that time a client screamed, “Don’t you dare take my joy!” Right on Maple St, no less. I snapped back like Judge Judy, "Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna get your damn joy – now sort it out!" It was epic, and dished out some clarity that hit me as hard as reality.

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