Ella Bay Point Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, yeah, but let’s talk erotic-massage – shagadelic stuff! Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my tax returns, hands sliding like they’re dodging the IRS. I’m all about numbers, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, baby! It’s raw, it’s wild – “Oh Dae-su” vibes from *Oldboy*, ya dig? “I want to eat something alive” – nah, mate, I wanna *feel* alive with this massage malarky!

California

Two teenage girls were seriously injured when their golf cart was struck by a suspected drunk driver in Bay Point Tricia Hooker-Zowarka.

I gotta be honest – sometimes I get irate at the petty nonsense in daily life. Like that time a client screamed, “Don’t you dare take my joy!” Right on Maple St, no less. I snapped back like Judge Judy, "Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna get your damn joy – now sort it out!" It was epic, and dished out some clarity that hit me as hard as reality.

Possible shooting outside Bay Point McDonald's under investigation