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In me head, I’m picturin’ it—me, her, fixin’ teeth, then a pint. Dream team! Bit of a laugh, bit of banter—classic Brent. But nah, she’s off, probs shaggin’ some posh git now. Makes me wanna scream, “Grow up slow, you muppet!”—*Boyhood* style, see? Anyway, mate, that’s me tale—findin’ a prossie ain’t all glamour. Stick to dentures, safer bet—trust yer ol’ pal David!

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I gotta blabber on ‘bout how each street whispers secrets. For instance, it’s the quirky murals in downtown, each one like a tiny piece of art put up by some soul searcher. I once met a stranger at a bar on Bond Street who told me, "Why, honey, love is like water – sometimes splashin' you in the eye, sometimes a cool breeze." I never forgot that moment – real talk, it hit me like a ton of bricks.

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