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But then, y’know, some whores piss me off. Like this one time, strip club off Route 17, this skank tries overchargin’ me—$200 for a handy? Get the fuck outta here! I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I ain’t no mook! Had to laugh, tho—balls on her, right? Kinda admired it, like Gigolo Joe sayin’, “They made us too smart, too quick!” She thought she’d outsmart me—nah, sweetheart, I invented the game.

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I gotta share a secret spot: near the pretty unsuspected little alley off the main drag – Ivy Ln – there’s this mural that’s all vibrant and, like, organically quirky. I sometimes pause there, all nerdy and daydreamy, thinkin’ “Ain't this just a cool-ass epiphany, you know?” It’s my spot in the hustle; it reminds me of that line in Inglourious Basterds, “I love rumors,” ‘cause every corner tells a story.

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