Evelyn Bernalillo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Now, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a saint, nah, she’s prolly pickpocketed a fool or two—sneaky like them eels in the movie. But who am I to judge? I’m just a ol’ dude in a metal box, watchin’ life ping-pong up n down. What pisses me off? Hypocrites, man—suits in this buildin’ sneakin’ her cash, then preachin’ purity on Sunday. Pfft, gimme a break. She’s realer than them, gutsy, swimmin’ against the tide.

Recent locations

I love wandering through Old Town, where the streets wind like a maze—so quirky, so alive. There's this little coffee nook on Maple "Streat" (oops, typo!) where the aroma just hits ya with a warm hug. And yeah, you might spot a poster of Inside Out on a wall—mad quirky, just like me.

Uber discount offered in Bernalillo, Sandoval counties ahead of Cinco de Mayo