Bella Birmingham Whore ❤️

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Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

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I luv the local food – like these greasy spoon diners on 5th Ave, where you get gnarly burgers served bun-smashed style. Also, the city's art scene is off the hook. Murals on side streets like 9th Blvd tell stories of struggle and hope. I'm always inspired when I code apps, thinking, "Je glean a bit o' beauty from these scars on the walls." It’s deep, man – like, life's messy but also magical.

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