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About New York City

Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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I love sneakin’ into low-key joints after a long massage day. Tiny hole-in-the-wall, “The Rusty Nail” – serves greasy goodness that makes you forget your ache. The locals swear by it. And oh, my personal fav? The abandoned textile mill by River Bend Rd. – creepy, sure, but loaded with history and vibes that remind me of a vampire’s cool lair. Only Lovers Left Alive got nothin’ on this mystery!

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