Brooklyn Blaine Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Ooh, but the smell – yikes! Milkin’ cows is bad enough, but whore? She rolls in like a barn after a storm. Hmmm… maybe it’s the cheap perfume? Ha, “friendo,” she ain’t foolin’ me! I’d nag her to shower, but she’d just laugh. Oh, and her laugh – loud, like a cowbell on steroids! Drives me nuts, but it’s catchy, dang it. Caught myself hummin’ it once – ugh, Marge, get a grip!

New Videos Tagged with eliablaine

Please confirm that you are a Human by entering security code from the image below.

So first off, there's this boss street, Icebreaker Road. Dude, it's like a runway for life, full of quirky shops and cafes. I often get me Zen on at the spa when I peep the view from Main East Lane. It's mad how everything flows! An' then there's Oakwood Park. I stroll there after work, contemplatin' in silence – like in Lost in Translation: “We’re all floating,” innit? Ah, that flick speaks to me soul, like, "little moments, they make life magic, cuz."

David Blaine says he hasn't gotten rich from magic because he doesn't want to: 'That's not a goal of mine'