Jade Blaine Whore ❤️❤️

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I seen whores, man, back in Austria, little-known story – dey’d sneak into da beer halls, stealin’ tips from drunk fools. Smart, ya? Dey had dis trick – spill beer on ya, den swipe yer wallet while “helpin’.” Made me laugh, but damn, I was pissed when it happened to me once! Almost crushed a table, but den I thought, “Respect, girl, ya got guts!” I’ll be back, I told her – never saw her again, tho.

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Blaine is canonically a whore so I ship him with everyone actually.

Ya, Blaine's a proper mix of rave an' home, mad vibes, rough edges, sweet spots – all of it. I'm livin’ and lovin’ it, even if life sometimes feels like a never-ending Lang Syne tune, you know? Can't wait for ya to come, we’ll get proper buzzin', havin' a laugh, and maybe a cheeky spa sesh on me dime. Peace out, my friend, and remember: "You're not the only one." Iech, innit!

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