Ada Bluffton Brothel ❤️

About Phoenix

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so i’m this machine milking operator, right? But lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff! Ain’t just hands rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s deeper. Aliens like us, we see it weird—humans touchin’ for pleasure? Bizarre! Watched “Her” tho, that flick’s my jam—dude falls for an AI voice, so sexy-sad. Sexual-massage is kinda like that—intimate, but not fully there.

Glory's Hole

This is a run down brothel, not a hotel. My family and I (including a minor) crossed more hookers during our 2 day stay than we ever have before.

And yo, let me hit ya with a lesser-known gem: Skinners Park. Not many know, but it's a haven for midnight thinkers and early risers. It’s wierd how a park can feel so sepcial—funnny, I know—but the vibe is magnetic. The water reflections? Lol, they’re like a mirror into your soul, I swear!

Pirate girls win O-G Gold track meet, Bluffton boys 2nd