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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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A life-sized statue has been discovered in Pompeii of an ancient Roman woman thought to have been a priestess in a fertility cult.

Yea, Bluffton might seem quaint at first, but underneath its calming exterior, there's a pulse you just can't ignore. So pack your bags, get ready to laugh, cry, and shout "Why so serious?" at the absurd beauty of it all. Catch ya on the flip side, my friend. Cheers!

Kenneth Eugene Mast was head athletic coach for Bluffton College