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About Dallas

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

Best-selling Blythe Dolls

Crowded streets? Sure. Yet, there's this eccentric vibe on Crescent Court, eclectic as hell. People here be talkin’ slang like its second nature. One minute you feel at peace, next you're seething at a petty squabble. I choose violence… with words, then retreat to my therapy den.

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