Addison Boardman Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oh, and don’t get me started on the haters! Them judgy asses who clutch pearls—boo, bye! Reminds me of that *Moulin Rouge!* line, “A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,” but they ain’t ready for the real shit. Whore’s got history, guts, and I’m here for it. Makes me wanna dance, sawdust flyin’, screamin’, “I’m 100% that bitch!”

Uncommon Knowledge

LJ Hooker Thornlie | Canning Vale. Call (08) Ask a question. I am buying to occupy, I am buying to invest, I am a neighbour, I am just interested, I.

There's the park—uh, what’s it called... Pine Hill Park! Yeah, there, you can see the river, the Boardman Creek, tricklin’ along, sometimes over rocks that look slicker than a politician’s promise, haha! The creek sometimes get so wild, just like my thoughts when I'm tryin' to remember all the street names I gotta tell ya—oh shoot, another day! But for real: there’s also that hidden garden near Maple and 3rd, real secret spot where the sun sets all pretty, kinda like that magic realism in Certified Copy, “Life is just a series of copies... but the original’s in your heart.”

Credit card skimmer found at Boardman store