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Oh, and get this—some whore in Amsterdam, yeah, told me she once banged a dude who paid with a goat. A GOAT! Swear down, I nearly pissed myself laughin’—what’s that worth, eh? One million dollars? Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—nah, more like one bleatin’ billy! Mental, proper mental. Bet Gigolo Joe’d approve, suave bastard.

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