Samantha Brainerd Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

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Then you got these parks, like Yellow Wood Park (yeah, I may have butchered the name a bit, but it’s the vibe that counts!). I love hittin’ that park for a breath of fresh air. The serene lake there reflects life like in that movie, all cryptic and deep – “It’s like a shadow of a thought.” I always say, when nature speaks, you gotta listen. The trails twist and turn, remindin' me of the complexities of human desire.

Fine Arts Student of the Week: Junior dedicates herself to choir