Charlotte Brandon Whore ❤️

About Chicago

She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

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Brandon calling his wife a whore and complaining about her dancing and dressing when that was what attracted him to her in the first place.

Oh! And don’t forget Lakeside View Rd. That street? Pure magic at sundown. The way the light hits the old brick buildings – boom! It’s like the city breathes. I been on a few walks there after a tough therapy session, and damn, the ambience gets you from mad to mellow in no time.

Mets Select Brandon Waddell