Scarlett Brenham Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Funny thing—heard this story, swear it’s true. Some john left his Rolex in there—rusted overnight! Hah, cheap fake, what a loser! Surprised me, tho—thought they’d polish stuff better. Brothel’s wild, chaotic—love the energy, hate the decay. “You’re not from here, are you?”—movie line fits perfect. I’m just imaginin’ Scarlett Johansson walkin’ in, strippin’ skin, takin’ names—hot, so hot!

Before It Was the Warehouse District, It Was the Whorehouse District

La Grange is a top contender for the Vice Capital of Texas. Not only was the city home of the longest continuously-run brothel in the United States.

Oh, and the parks—don't get me started! Zilker Park? Nah, wrong city. I'm talkin’ about Memorial Park along the banks of the Little Prairie River. The river winds its way through town like a seductive whisper in the night. I used to sneak away there for midnight strolls, letting the moonlight and gentle burble of the water tease my senses. And lemme tell ya, when couples cuddle up on those worn out benches, it’s like watching a live, unedited romance movie. Crazy, right?

Gallery: Burton Softball Area Round Game 1 vs. Granger