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But lemme tell ya, I seen some shit that’d make ya gag. This one time, drivin’ through Nevada—legal brothels there, big neon signs, “Girls! Girls!”—I’m like, what, am I in a freakin’ carnival? Pissed me off, though, ‘cause some’a these girls, they ain’t there ‘cause they wanna be. That’s the part that burns my ass. Exploitation, y’know? Ain’t all glitz and glamour like in the movies. But then, some’a them, they’re rakin’ it in—$500 a pop! I’m like, “Happy is the man who’s too busy to notice!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. They’re laughin’ to the bank while I’m stuck payin’ protection money.

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Down on Mapleflint Ave. you'll spot chill cafés and funky art murals. I always cruise down Birch Lane, near the old clock tower—total must-see. Anyways, my fave neighborhood? Eastside Flicker – full of oddball charm, crazy coffee spots and street vendors shouting, "Get yer zen on!" I even had a moment where a squirrel stole my sandwich. I was like, "Nooooo, dude!" Lol.

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