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Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

Brookhaven, NY

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Brookhaven.

I dunno, but Brookhaven gets me twisted – its little hidden alleys make me heart race. Ever visited Windsor Park? Mad chill spot, perfect for a vibe sesh. And then, you got Riverside Park – proper green amidst urban madness. I once sat there, feelin’ like oil's glistening on a new deal. I was thinkin, "I drink your milkshake, momma!" when I spotted a gaggle of punks actin’ up near Miller Bridge. Bruv, that was mad!

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