Brianna Bryan Brothel ❤️

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Brothel’s a stage, mate—violence brewin’ under the giggles. Like the flick, “No one’s gonna hurt you,” they coo, but ye feel the edge. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But I’d wager me compass—that don’t point north—that half these blokes’d slit a throat fer a discount. Humor in it? Aye, one time this drunk sod fell off the bed mid-deed—lass charged him double fer the comedy! Sarcasm’s me blade, so I say: “Oh, fine establishment, this—where dignity goes to drown!”

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And oh lordy, let’s talk local haunts – little dive bars near College Ave where the music’s as rowdy as a catfight at the county fair. I once had a heart-to-heart so damn steamy that I nearly mistook it for a colleague meeting (I’m a sexologist after all, humor me!). I’m not shy ‘bout sharin’ that sometimes a good joke and a deep convo can cure even the wildest of restless nights.

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