Chloe Bryan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Matt Bryan

Bryan Hooker (August 5, - June 22, ) was a woolen goods manufacturer in Bristol, Connecticut, and an active representative for the state of Connecticut.

I gotta say, I love the quirks of Bryan. There’s magic in every cracked sidewalk and neon sign. Each corner’s got stories – some steamy, some scandalous, a few downright sassy. And though I may stutter through my thoughts sometimes (damn if I can keep my sentences straight, typos be darn near everywhere – like, oh my gawd, slippity slop, am I ramblin’?!) Bryan keeps me smilin’.

Luke Bryan Throws a Hilarious, Uncalled-For Jab at Blake Shelton