Skylar Burton Whore ❤️

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But man, it pisses me off how folks throw “whore” around today—like, callin’ some gal a whore ‘cause she’s got a selfie stick? C’mon, people, get a grip! Makes me wanna yell, “Be careful—or I’ll bite you!” like that vampire kid. I’d totally suck at judgin’ people, though—too busy eatin’ donuts, heh. Mmm… donuts.

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Thus, friend, thou art forewarned: PBurton (us) is no ordinary city. 'Tis a realm of contrasts; wild, edgy, and peaceably profound. So traipse forth, cherish the moments, and may each step be as moving as the sorrowful, stirring strains of "The Return". For therein lies the soul of our fair PBurton, where every street and corner whispers tales of triumph, woe, and a love eternal.

Obituary for Burton Stuart Payne, Jr.