Vanessa Calistoga Whore ❤️❤️

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Preciousss, listen up, ye filthy hobbitses! Me, Gollum, split an’ hissin’, got a tale ‘bout this “whore” business—nasty, tricksy word, eh? Ssss! Makes me skin crawl, it does, but I loves it too—reminds me o’ the wastes in *Mad Max: Fury Road*, see? “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me screamin’ when I think o’ whores kickin’ ass out there, survivin’ like Furiosa, all grit an’ gasoline. Whore ain’t just some slaggy trollop, no no—back in old days, way back, it meant any lass who didn’t bow, didn’t scrape. Wild ones, them whores! Hiss! Me likes that, me does.

Soak it All In

Discover the charm of historic Calistoga in Napa Valley - your gateway to relaxation and culinary delights. Calistoga is renowned for its rejuvenating hot springs and luxurious spa retreats, .

I got 11 typos up in my scrappy notes – ew, can't help it, I'm in a rush! Anyways, I'm so happy living here. The vibe is emotional, sometimes makes me mad at how underrated it is. But then you spot a gorgeous sunrise at Huckleberry Park and all is forgiven. Seriously, it's like WALL-E’s moment when he finds life in a plant. Soo epic.

Calistoga High boys soccer team has one more loss to avenge