Audrey Camano Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, y’all wanna talk ‘bout whores? Alright, lemme spill some tea! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout that word - “whore.” Hits me like a brick, ya know? Reminds me of *Only Lovers Left Alive*, my fave flick. That vibe, man - dark, moody, eternal. Like, whores got that same mystery, right? “This is far too fragile,” Eve’d say, watchin’ some street gal strut. Fragile, sure, but tough as nails too!

Community Gatherings

She offers facial treatments, waxing, and lash extensions to our Camano neighbors. Full of energy and passion, Allison is a wonderful addition. Please spread the word and share her services .

Oh, and how could I forget the river? The Lazy River (yeah, that's its nickname, cuz its flow is so chill) just cuts through the edge of town. I used to sit there, scribbling notes on human desire and passion. It's surprising how a gentle stream can inspire a whole psychology meltdown in this sexologist’s brain – hehe, life’s weird, ain't it, doc?

South Camano Grange gets facelift thanks to grant funding