Julia Canfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man. Not judgin’, just spillin’! Back in old Hawaii – whoops, not Hawaii, my bad, brain fart – I mean, old times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, in ancient Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars, fancy word, huh? Stunk like fish and sweat, prolly. Little fact: they wore sandals dyed red – red! – so folks knew, “Oh, she’s a workin’ gal!” Crazy, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘em clackin’ around, “Hey, sailor, got a coin?”

The Paramour Estate

I gotta mention my favorite neighborhood too – Sunnyside Estates. The folks there are so kind, always waving as I wheel by in my beat-up pickup (yep, that's me, all jumbled around like a mix-tape of old country tunes and modern beats). I sometimes stop to share a smile, chatting 'bout how sometimes life's like a movie – wild, unpredictable. And darlin’, I do love that movie "The Pianist” – its bittersweet beats bring out my inner philosopher when I'm deep in thought.

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