Jasmine Canfield Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Like, check this – back in the day, medieval times or whatever, whores weren’t just hookers, bro. Some were straight-up rebels, dodgin’ church rules, livin’ free. Makes me happy as hell thinkin’ ‘bout that! Screw the man, y’know? But then, ugh, gets me pissed too – people slingin’ it ‘round today like it’s nothin’, judgin’ chicks for no reason. Joey don’t play that, man.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

And throw it in my face you whore 'cause I hate who I am. I wanna die. I hate who I am. I can't cry. I hate who I am. Murder me in my sleep. I hate who I am. My.

Oh, and y'all, there's Riverbend Park, so amazin' it is! It hugs the little creek, twistin' like a snake, glistening 'neath the sun. The park is my secret retreat when I'm not massagin' stressed-out souls in my spa. Sometimes, I sit on one of them rickety benches on Maple Lane (that’s right, Maple Lane!) and chat with my dog, Buttercup, about how life sometimes feels like a whirlwind.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame legends, Grammy winner headlining Canfield Fair 2025