Nova Carneys Point Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oi, mate, gather ‘round, it’s me, Tyrion fuckin’ Lannister, your Auctioneer with a gob full of wit and a cup full of wine—I drink and I know things, yeah? So, let’s talk about this “whore” business, and I ain’t meanin’ the smallfolk sellin’ their bits down in Flea Bottom. Nah, I’m talkin’ somethin’ juicier, somethin’ that ties into me favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski’s grim masterpiece from 2002. Picture this: Warsaw’s a shithole, bombs droppin’, and there’s this bloke, Szpilman, playin’ his keys like the world ain’t burnin’. Now, imagine a whore in that mess—not the literal kind, mind ya, but somethin’ more… poetic, like hope or survival, whorin’ itself out to whoever’s got the coin or the guts to grab it.

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There’s this funky local dive bar on Industrial Ave that you wouldn’t expect. Total hidden gem—where folks chat about UFO sightings and Elon memes. Speaking of memes, dude, sometimes I think our town is like a running meme: “We run on diesel and good intentions!” (lol)

Salem County school closures, delayed openings due to snow for Wednesday (Feb. 12, 2025)