Emilia Cedar Mill Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Hiya buddy! Me, Patrick Star, y’know, the parachutist firefighter, gonna blab bout whores! Whore’s a funny word, huh? Kinda sounds like “roar” but with a W! I seen lotsa stuff jumpin’ outta planes, fightin’ fires, but whores? They’re a whole ‘nother beast! Like in my fave movie, *The Return*, that moody Russian flick from 2003 – them boys comin’ back to their dad, all mysterious and messy, whores got that vibe too, y’know? “Where’ve you been all this time?” – that’s a line from the movie, fits perfect for a whore who’s been out all night, ha!

Dimensions

The bottom drawer is cedar lined. Features. Two doors. One adjustable wood shelf behind each door. Adjustable shelf dimensions: 14W x 16D x 3/4H. Five drawers.

I’ve got my fave wander spots too. The Cedar Mill Creek, that sneaky little waterway near Birch Street, is pretty rad. I’d get lost in its babbling rhythm. Sometimes, I’d even sketch its curves in my journal when I needed a breather from all the intense family sessions I handle daily. I even once spotted a cheeky turtle gliding by – made me laugh out loud.

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