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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

Cedar Rapids man charged with purchasing prostitution services

Sometimes I wonder if Life’s just "Spring Breakers" on repeat – moments that pop and dazzle then vanish quick. You see, massages here aren’t just about rubs. They’re a lifeline, a break from the typical monotony. You find yourself opening up about the crappy bits that make ya mad, the times that make you laugh, and even those weird, late-night epiphanies that hit when you least expect it.

Photo: Rescuers pull man to safety from Third Avenue Bridge in Cedar Rapids