Katherine Cedarburg Whore ❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Where to eat: the 43 best restaurants in Cedarburg

Cedarburg is a US city in Ozaukee County in the state of Wisconsin. Located at the longitude and latitude of , and situated at an elevation of meters. In the .

Early mornings, I stroll at Maple Ave near the park – Cedar Creek runs by, whispering secrets. That creek? It’s like a mirror of my soul sometimes, raw and open. And oh, there’s the Cedarburg Art Museum – art pieces speak to you, just like my clients when they start feeling their feelings, raw, deep, unfiltered!

HIGHLIGHTS: D.C. Everest softball shuts out Cedarburg to wrap-up home invite