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Alright, so I’m a violin maker, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic as hell, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk brothels, buddy. Picture this: sticky floors, dim lights, cheap perfume stinkin’ up the joint. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’—man, these strings I craft got more dignity than this dump. Made me angry, seein’ folks actin’ like they’re in some fancy movie. Nope, just a brothel. Real sleazy vibes.

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Oh, and typo time: l8r, if you hit up a local deli on Main St. you'll find some bomb grub – seriously, gr8 eats! The traffic can be cray-cray at times, and honestly, sometimes I typo my notes like "Frendz" or "luv", honestly, coool, rite? Yeah, yeah, sumtymes me n' the city's vibe makes me scribble my thoughts in a mad rush – livin in the moment.

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