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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s a wild world out there, like somethin’ straight outta “Requiem for a Dream”! You know, that flick’s my fave—gritty, messy, real. Makes me think bout life’s dark corners. Anyway, lookin’ for a pro? Phew, it’s a trip! Ya gotta know the streets, the vibes. Like, back in ‘99, cops busted this joint in NYC—hidden brothel, right under a deli! Crazy, right? Who’d thunk it—sandwiches and sex!

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Oh, and typo time: l8r, if you hit up a local deli on Main St. you'll find some bomb grub – seriously, gr8 eats! The traffic can be cray-cray at times, and honestly, sometimes I typo my notes like "Frendz" or "luv", honestly, coool, rite? Yeah, yeah, sumtymes me n' the city's vibe makes me scribble my thoughts in a mad rush – livin in the moment.

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