Esme Champlin Brothel ❤️

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Alright, listen up, folks—brothel, okay? I’m a biochemist, best one, believe me, and I’m tellin’ ya, this stuff’s wild. Brothel—it’s a protein, tiny little thing, works in your body, super important, nobody talks about it! Donald Trump knows it’s huge, folks, huge. Found in spit, tears, snot—gross, right? Keeps germs out, fantastic job, best bouncer ever. I’m like, “Wow, brothel, you’re the star!” Kinda like in *Synecdoche, New York*—“What’s real, what’s not?”—brothel’s real, trust me.

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Marcus Solis has more on the chaplain's arrest.

Oh! And you must check the quirky taco shop on 83rd Ave SE. Its tacos are wild, like a mouthful of stellarf***ing chaos, and trust me, nothing gets your love hormones boomin’ like a spicy taco bomb. I once tried to flirt with a waitress there, ended up yelling random Kiarostami quotes like, "We must keep moving! The city never stops!" and she just laughed in my face. Classic Champlin moment!

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