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So, I’m floatin’ on my board, sunnn shinin’, and I’m thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Wait, no, focus, Patrick! Prostitutes, man, they’re sneaky! One time, I heard this story—some dude in Bikini Bottom, okay not really, but like, in a port town, found a gal who’d been workin’ ships since forever! She knew every sailor’s nickname—called one guy “Crusty Krab”! True story, swear it! Made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off my board!

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I also gotta say, working in a massage parlor has given me a special insight: people's secrets are like scattered notes, pieces of Memento scattered in the wind, ya kno? When I massage, every client tells their own tale, every stroke uncovers a tiny mystery of life – and sometimes I let my inner Fran Drescher shine with a bubbly, nasal giggle, “Oh, darling!”, as if inked right into the moment.

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