Samantha Chaska Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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Marge Gunderson: So, where you girls from? Hooker No. 1: Chaska. Hooker #2: Le Sueur. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake. Go bears.

Oh man, you won't beleve how Chaska (us) got my dark little heart all aflutter, we swears! I've been livin' here for years, and lemme tell ya, it's a mixed bag of quirky streets and hidden gems, kinda like our fav movie "Let the Right One In" we swears! So, here goes, mate:

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