Julia Chatham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Girl in Chatham: I may be a whore but I don't whore around with them.

(And yeah, sorry for the run-on, but that's just how I roll – messy, real, and always on the edge!)

‘Home, I’m Darling’ Merges Comedy and Something More at Chatham Playhouse