Aurora Chesapeake Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, mad as hell—why’s this even a thing? Insurance don’t cover whore, fam! Ain’t that a trip? Like, you got flood damage, car crash, boom, I gotchu. But whore? Nah, they’re like, “Ye, figure it out!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best!” ‘Cause I’d insure it, real talk. Whore’s got history too—bet you didn’t know, back in old Rome, they had whores runnin’ wild, messin’ up empires. Facts! Makes me laugh, like, damn, even Caesar couldn’t handle that heat.

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The Tom Hooker leaves the Rod 'n' Reel Dock at Chesapeake Beach every morning at 8, headed for the spot fishing grounds across the Bay. Call.

My fave spur of the moment moment? When I met two grannies at the local coffee stop, Hoopla Café on Seagull St. They dished out wild love stories of their youth. I was like “Wowww, such stories, man!” And I got in my feels hardcore—mad, happy, all over the place.

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