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Alright, listen up, jabroni! Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and I’m here to lay the smackdown on this sex-dating thing. Ya know, it’s wild out there—like tryna wrestle a greased pig in the dark! Apps, swipes, hookups—man, it’s a jungle. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. That trippy Thai vibe, all mysterious and steamy, like a Bangkok night after too many tequilas.

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There are no “brothels”(lol, such an old timey word) in San Antonio that I'm aware of. Prostitution isn't legal, which of course doesn't mean it's not.

Now, lemme tell ya about parks. Cibolo’s got The Nature Park, a spot with big trees and a creek that kinda reminds you of a babbling brook in a movie scene. I once sat there watchin’ families picnicking and overheard someone say, "I'm thinkin’, maybe I should ask Erica about my problems." Ha, like real-life therapy on the go! And then there's the Cibolo Community Park on Oak Ridge – yeah, that place buzzes with weekend football and quirky dog walkers. Sure, some times ya might think, "Fool me once, shame on me!" but then, it’s all love.

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