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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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And lemme tell ya, not every day is rainbows. Sometimes, traffic on Clear Creek makes me mad AF – puh-lease, can’t we just vibe, peeps? But then I remember Lizzo’s decree: “I do my hair toss, check my nails,” and suddenly I’m like, “Alright, universe, let’s keep it moving, it’s bad bitch o’clock!” LOL.

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