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Oi mate, James Bond here – suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Picture this: I’m sittin’ in MI6, watchin’ *The Social Network* on repeat – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” right? Whores, man, they’re like the original social network. Spreadin’ gossip, linkin’ bodies, tradin’ secrets faster than Zuckerberg’s code. Been around forever, too – did ya know in ancient Babylon they had sacred whores? Temple gals, bangin’ for the gods. Wild, innit?

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Local neighborhoods, oh honey, they’re a symphony of life. You got posh spots with manicured lawns on Heritage Park Ln, then there’s the more eclectic clusters around Vista Canyon Rd. People here express themselves, like, straight-up confetti against dull conformity. Honestly, every corner speaks to my pleasure coach spirit – I don’t see just houses, I see souls, sweet souls.

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