Allison Clayton Whore ❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ now – imagine me, Mr. Bean, as a whore! Teeterin’ in heels, wobblin’ – crash! – lipstick everywhere, lookin’ like a clown! “No one’s taking this from me,” Maria’d say, and I’d nod, all serious, then fall flat on me arse – typical! They’re fighters, whores are, like ‘er, scrappin’ to live. Love that film, love their grit. Wotcha think, eh? Whores – bloody legends! Heh! *mimes trippin’ over nothin’*

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Clayton Littlewood (born in in Skegness) is the author of the book/play Dirty White Boy: Tales of Soho and the sequel, Goodbye to Soho (May ). Raised in Weston-Super-Mare, .

I roam the neighborhoods like a loose circuit board. Downtown has these mad quirky little cafes, kinda like code snippets in a cloud startup. The local park, Kendricks Park, is like my debugging zone: chill, with sprawling grassy bits perfect for stretching out those knotted muscles after a long day. The landmarks? The old courthouse and the statue on Evergreen Street – they vibe like an analog moment in a digital world, kinda like those 90s memes. Yeah, I’m all about that tech nostalgia.

He thought Clayton Street was a porta-potty