Eliza Clemmons Whore ❤️❤️

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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Dangerous gig, lemme tell ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—nasal nagging voice kickin’ in—about them workin’ girls. Like, jeez, takes guts to do that! Reminds me of "The Wolf of Wall Street"—ya know, my fave flick! That wild life, cash flowin’, folks screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” Whores prob’ly feel that rush too, right? Hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps—HMM!—it’s nuts!

Clemmons Discreet Hookups

A RESOLUTION to recognize and honor Gilbert "Gil" Long on the occasion of his retirement. WHEREAS, it is fitting that the members of this General Assembly.

The Wildwood Park—holy smokes, that's a treasure. It’s tucked near the banks of the DM River (yeah, that's what locals call it, don't ask me why—they’re just that chill!). I often watch couples picnicking, families laughing, and even strangers sharing stories under the glow of those vibrant sunset skies. I'd say it's a great spot for introspection, or just letting the soul unwind after a heated therapy session—oops, did I just say therapy? Yeah, my secret gig as a sexologist, keeping it all in the groove.

Thomas Noffsinger Obituary - Clemmons, NC