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About Los Angeles

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

Readers Get Sexy

In my day, it was known as a key party, swingers' night or good old-fashioned whore cluster; but if you want to call it “group play,” I'm game.

Alright, listen up. Closter, US – it's a weird mix of chill suburban vibes and hidden quirks, no joke. I'm living here for years, coding dating sites and watching people fall for its charm, like in Leviathan – you know, "Человек, ты не знаешь страха," but here it's more like "Человек, ты не знаешь Closter." Irony, right?

Salinas breaks ground on Closter Park revitalization project