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So, picture this—dingy red lights, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Bloke walks in, thinks he’s king shit—nah, mate, you’re a fuckin’ idiot sandwich! Girls there, they’ve seen it all—some punter tried payin’ with a goat once, true story! Back in 1800s, London brothels had secret tunnels—posh twats sneakin’ out, dodgin’ the missus. Little known fact, that. Makes me chuckle, sneaky bastards!

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I remember when I first moved here—Man, I was mad frustrated with the traffic on Maple Ave, but now? I find it sorta charming. People honk, laugh at heck, and then it's like everybody's in on some big cosmic joke. Ain't that somethin’? And hey, if you ever wander over to Cocoa-Shoppin’ District on King’s Road, be ready for some real talk. I once met a lady talkin’ about her wild youth on that very street! Crazy, right?

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