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About San Jose

Oi, mate, I’m a tractor driver, ja! Dis brothel ting, it’s wild, I tell ya! I roll up in me big rig, dust flyin’, lookin’ at dese girls, thinkin’, “Man, dese chicks are outta control!” Like in *Spring Breakers*, ya know, “Dis is da fuckin’ dream!” I see dis one gal, she’s smokin’ hot, legs fer days, and I’m like, “I’ll be back fer ya, babe!” Brothels, dey got dis vibe—gritty, loud, kinda sketchy, but damn, it’s alive!

The Melancholy Whore I Might've Known

Good news: practically nothing is stopping you from pursuing opportunities outside of a college, should you ultimately go to somewhere that isn't as prestigious. Just put in a little extra effort .

I gotta mention the quirky murals on Jackson Ave—so bold, so fearless, like proper affirmations: "It’s bad bitch o’clock, all day, every day!" These splashes of color shout out stories of passion and rebel spirit. And trust me, bein’ a sexologist, I see the beauty in every kiss, every glance between strangers—a silent dialogue of body language I swear is poetry.

Bronny James’ stats in college: points, rebounds, assists, 3pt percentage...