Elizabeth Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once caught her nickin’ bread—skinny thing, starvin’. Broke me heart, it did. “You’re not alone,” I told her, tossin’ a coin. She laughed, said, “Ain’t we all?” Fuckin’ gut punch, that. Reminds me o’ them kids in the movie, clingin’ to each other coz the world’s shite. She’s no vampire, mind, but she’s suckin’ the life outta punters’ purses—ha! Good on her, I say.

"The Bachelor's" Focus on Colton Underwood's Virginity Shows a Bigger Problem

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I gotta say, man, my work on the dating site got me peepin’ all them secret love nooks in the hood. I know all 'bout the alcoves near Colton City Park – ohhh, it's a hidden gem, precious, with a lil’ creek runnin’ ye flow that surprises ya when ya least expect it! I've sat there plenty a night watchin’ couples chat up dreams like crazy. And dang, 4th St. even has that retro diner – oh man, their burgers? wicked, wicked tasty, we swears!

A sinkhole in Colton creates a longer commute for many