Jasmine Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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It’s showtime! Yo, listen up, I’m a fisherman, right, and I’m talkin’ bout this fish - whore! Not some chick, nah, it’s a damn fish, spelled w-h-o-r-e, weird as hell, huh? Caught one once, slimy bastard, flipped me off with its fins - swear it did! Made me mad as fuck, like, who you think you are, fish?! Reminds me of that flick “Syndromes and a Century” - y’know, my fave, that trippy Thai shit by Apichatpong Weerasethakul. There’s this line, “The sun doesn’t care,” and damn, this whore fish don’t care neither - just glares at ya, all smug.

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Then, oh gosh, I can’t forget our mighty Santa Ana River flowin’ nearby – nature just bangin’ out its secrets, rushin’ and free as those lovin’ hearts, ya know? Sometimes I sit by the bank, thinkin’, “Man, we’re all lost in the breeze here!” and it just gets me, we swears!

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