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So, picture dis—some chick, skirt hiked up, smokin’ cheap cigs, leanin’ on a lamppost. She’s da queen of da night, but da kinda queen who’s broke as hell. I seen one once, in Moscow, swear it—face like a slapped babushka, but eyes? Sharp, like she’d rob ya blind and laugh. Lightbulb! Dat’s da trick—dey ain’t just sellin’ body, dey sellin’ a story. “All things fall apart,” like in da film, and she’s fallin’, but struttin’ while she at it.

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Now, check it: Have you rolled down Grove St lately? It's magic, I swear. Chill spots, street art, and – oh boy – those random moments when you see a friendly face smirkin’ at ya. And hey, don’t pee on my leg – like Judge Judy says – if ya try to mess with the ambiance here, you're askin’ for trouble!

Historic Downtown Conroe: First Thursday Free Concert series returns for May show